Date: Sat, 26 Jun 93 22:30:23 GMT

By the way -- the "mandrill" referred to below is
a famous computer graphic image of a colourful
S. American monkey, which most people with
graphics workstations have seen sometime or
another.<P>

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<H1> Bhote phor BJP </H1>


Jai ram ji ki.  Today, again unujual experience.  
Aj ujual after lunch I am returning to office, 
am sitting in phront of computer.  Eyes are 
clojing,  kundalini is flowing, meditation process 
gradually proceeding.  Sudden tapping noise waking 
me abruptly.  Phamous "mandrill" image on screen 
flashing on, off, on, off, monkey knocking on 
screen to attract my attention.  Bhaat is this?  
Why South American baboon wearing saffron langoti?  
Mandrill saying "Arre bhai, you are looking like 
Hindu.  With you I want to discuss about situajan 
in India.  Pleej bhote phor BJP."<P>

Monkey cannot inphluence my vote.  When I start
moving away, desperate monkey is pulling out shiny
watch, swinging it on chain, is trying to hypnotize 
me.  Suddenly pheet cannot move.  My limbs are heavy.
Monkey dominating me by its sheer mental power.  I 
am pulled inside screen. <P> 

Inside is phorest, lot many monkeys eating, playing, 
swinging in trees.  Saffron langoti monkey 
approaching with smile.  "Bhai, you know about 
Ayogya controversy.  Ayogya temple must be built
to bring back Hindus' self-respect.  Bhote phor 
self-respect.  Pleej bhote phor BJP." <P>

Monkey proposal absurd, humiliating.  Why phor
different specie animal canvassing my vote?  By 
what law I am illegally hypnotized by monkey?  
Monkey conciliatory.  "Bhai, phorgive me.  In BJP 
there is no man, monkey.  BJP has place for everyone." <P>

Let me see.  Let us test monkey intellectual power.  
One question after another I am firing.  All the time 
I am arguing, probing.  Monkey easily clearing
all my doubts about BJP!  Only now I am realizing 
true greatness of BJP.  I must bhote phor BJP. <P>

It eej time to go.  Monkey giving me Advani photo,
bringing lotus, issuing me trishul, saffron langoti.
I am congratulating monkey.  "With your monkey
friends, many bhotes you can canvass for BJP."
Tears rolling down monkey cheeks.  "Monkeys too
shrewd.  Only human beings I am able to convince." <P>

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Narayan Sriranga Raja.

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